COCKROACHES AND NETAS :: TWINS LONG-LOST IN A PLANETARY STAMPEDE IN DARK BLACK UNIVERSE

Political party named after cockroach makes lot of sense because roaches possess all those qualities and attributes that Netas require to push their way to party tickets followed by ministerial berths. 

Cockroaches and Netas possess all those qualities that are required for gutter-dwelling and gutter-politics respectively. 

Roaches have long antennae to scan their environment while army of paid bootlickers and sycophants act as antennae of Netas. 

Roaches have jointed appendages as legs to ensure they scoot instantly when risk of life is imminent. Netas have much more than that not to appear at all before their electorates after election results are declared. Often their constituents have to publicly display ‘Lost And Found Posters’ on walls in desperation. 

Calling roaches pests or Netas roaches is no offence at all. Reality checks are often provocative, still tolerable. Facts cannot be shoved beneath under any carpet whether from Kashmir or Bhadohi. 

Endurance Index in both species is remarkably high. It is said that even a headless cockroach can remain alive for a good week. We are duty bounden to believe it after beholding Lalu Yadav growing pink on bail, Chidambaram counting Current Account Deficit of Modi Government after growing Gobhis worth crores of Rupees in flower-pots perched on his Jorbagh balcony, ManMohan Singh observing stoic silence after complete destruction of nations economy or aspiring leaders being suddenly terminated at the instance of an Italian Rajmata. 

Both possess high degree of resilience, anywhere anytime. One for dark dingy ambiance and shit-feed of any variety while the other any chair with perquisites, Z+ Security Protocol, bullet-proof vehicles and bevy of attendants. 

Both are masters of Aisle-hopping. Roaches peregrinate in every nook and corner audaciously, well nigh impossible to shoo them away. Netas are so skilled that they have even defeated Anti-Defection Law by undertaking Aisle-hopping in 2/3^rd numbers !! How dare you restrain both species whatsoever ? 

Roaches have a thick exoskeleton of Keratin which can withstand heavy pressures. However Netas are capable of that even without a Keratin exoskeleton, just with a thin hairy epidermis. Arvind Kejariwal refusing to resign even from Tihar Jail is a shining testimony to that reality. That’s a highly admirable attribute, must be emulated by us all.  

Cockroaches predate Homo sapiens meaning thereby, roaches predate Netas. Could it be that our holy Netas have been mentored by roaches and they adopted as well as adapted themselves to mentored-knowledge to apply in politics ? Probability runs high. Just as roaches have survived being whacked with a rolled newspaper, swept with a serrated broom or even nuclear radiation, Netas have been surviving every upheavel under the sun, staging comeback to glory in rallies, victory at hustings and what not. 

Bharatiya cockroach is the real ancestor of all roaches over the world predating even the Jurassic era, so opine entomologists. Their survival has shamed even massively bodied Dinos. Likewise Politicologists opine Netas shall overshadow Netas across the world in constituting Standing Committees to sit again and again to procrastinate vital national issues, weakening the nation, wandering around the world, selfless personal enrichment, promoting nepotism, snitching to one upmanship etc. etc. So in a nutshell, CBOs (Cockroaches Of Bharatiya Origins) colonised the world long long ago i.e. 2000 years or so, followed by PIOs and NRIs. Now is turn of NBOs (Netas Of Bharatiya Origins) to colonise the world. 

Cockroach Janata Party will have to slog for days at 45 degrees without ‘Nimbu-Pani’ all over the country if they really wish to register an impact on national psyche to persist for long comfortably identifiable from clowns of INDI-Alliance.